Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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