is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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