Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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