I'm eating all of the evidence.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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