is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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