it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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