pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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