I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Randomize
