HIV tests are more positive than that guy
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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