question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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