I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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