she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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