Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
This is classic penis vs brain.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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