Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
