Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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