I hate your face
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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