im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
she pinky promised me she was 18
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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