love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
No...this little piggys going to the bar
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
