im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
He did a backflip because drugs
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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