Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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