On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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