We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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