If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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