There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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