Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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