The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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