We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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