Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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