rhymes with "ouble enetration"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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