we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
