I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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