i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
