Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
