What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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