You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did you just see the Batmobile???
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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