i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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