u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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