help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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