whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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