Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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