You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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