Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Randomize
