He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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