i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
did you just send me my own nude
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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