Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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