Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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