Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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