I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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