So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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