Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
