Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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